ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing

thethreeeeyedraven

(via goldpiilot)

psyducked:

now we’re talking

(Source: therussianlife, via aintnohallabackgirl)

i did the thing.

(Source: korrastoe, via baileybearlovessausages)

childservices:

diancie:

hotty-toddys-hotty:

How to get over a break up

Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG….

I have some news for you….

(via aintnohallabackgirl)

Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

~

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

image

god, bieber is such a prick

(via mrsweasley)

"Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio, who are both currently holidaying in Ibiza, were said to be cheering Bloom on during the scuffle"

(via aintnohallabackgirl)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

(via silver-colour)

eevee-ray:

can we keep him?

(via meteor-falls)

captain-fucking-levi:

an hour well spent

(via karkats-plush-ass)

roses-dont-last-forever:

A PAI SHO-DOWN

A PAI SHO-DOWN

A PAI SHO-DOWN